Listen up, see? If you wanna save that soul of yours, ya gotta play it smart. Predict how them dice are gonna dance – one roll, two rolls, maybe even a whole chorus line of rolls. 'Cause if ya don't, well, let's just say your luck's gone south, buddy. So make sure those dice are singin' your tune, or you're walkin' the plank without a life preserver.
You're puttin' all your chips on the table, and that's your very soul we're talkin' 'bout. So watch your step 'cause when them dice take flight, the devil's got his eyes peeled. He ain't playin' pattycake; he's in it for the long haul, see?
The game kicks off with a "come out roll," where the big shot shooter aims for a 7 or 11 to hit the jackpot, or a 2, 3, or 12 to crash and burn.
Now, listen up, 'cause this is where the soul stakes get high. If that shooter nails a 7 or 11, them and all the other cats who bet get to keep their souls. But if they're stuck with 2, 3, or 12, well, you can bet your bottom dollar, their souls are takin' a hike.
And here's where the tension's thicker than mud in a swamp. If the shooter lands on any other number – 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10 – that number becomes the "point." Now they gotta roll that number again before coughin' up a dreaded 7. Get ready to sweat bullets, pal.
Brace yourself, 'cause if that shooter rolls a 7 before they hit that point again, well, souls are sayin' their goodbyes. It's a game of luck and wits, and the devil's got his fingers in every pie.
FAQs
Are these hexxed dice endorsed by any ancient, soul-sucking entities?
We can't confirm or deny any endorsements from the underworld, but our hexxed dice have been known to turn a few heads (360 degrees).
What's the warranty on these hexxed dice? Can I get a refund if my soul goes missing?
Ah, the ol' soul-refund policy! Sadly, once your soul is on the line, it's a no-return deal. But hey, you might actually enjoy being a hollow husk of a person.
Do these dice come with an exorcist's guide, just in case?
We thought you'd never ask! Here is a link to a guide on exorcising hexxed dice.
Warning: Results may vary.
Can I use these dice for non-soul-related activities, like Monopoly?
Sure, you can use them for Monopoly, but be prepared for some sinister property deals.
How do I clean my hexxed dice?
We recommend a mixture of holy water, garlic, and a pinch of hope. If that doesn't work, consider giving them a vacation in a haunted castle for a few nights.